He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm like, not good at living.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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