I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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