dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
try to milk me bitch
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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