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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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