none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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