curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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