This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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