If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The power of my boobs compel you
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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