so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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