when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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