It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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