i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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