: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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