I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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