chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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