Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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