he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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