normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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