Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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