why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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