Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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