White coat. Heels.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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