If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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