I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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