Non-Jews are for practice
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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