Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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