True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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