can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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