The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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