Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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