It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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