My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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