so explain again why im purple
no
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
tell me about the fingering
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