Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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