Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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