Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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