i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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