just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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