turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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