Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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