i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
These tits shall not be calmed
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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