Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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