love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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