dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Little spoons don't ask big questions
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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