There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
