these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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