when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Floor bacon is actually really good
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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