i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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