if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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