I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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