You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize