I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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