there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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